Uh, did I mention that elves love to celebrate? I think I did…
Well, apparently, they love it so much that they will use any excuse to celebrate even if it means borrowing quasi human holidays, like April Fool’s Day, for example.
So, today I discovered my car with some toilet paper on its windshield. Someone teepeed my car! Who would do that!?! On closer inspection, I found that the toilet paper had the words “Ha Ha! April Fool’s Day!” written on it.
Well, it turns out a certain elf, whose name starts with the letter E, spent a good deal of time last night instigating this plot with my very own sister Susan. She now tells me that there were other, perhaps more unpleasant and extreme plots afoot which she strongly advised against. One of the alternative plans involved me being drenched with water upon opening the freezer door. Thank you, Susan, for refusing to help him with that!
Just thought I ‘d give you a little insight into what it is like to sort of live with an elf! By the way, I did just hear that a modified version of the freezer plot may be looming in my son Zakk’s future so I don’t think it’s quite over yet!
Have a good April Fool’s Day everyone!



woot first to comment!!!
omg rotfl mr e
hahaha funny elves shakes head
You got punked! At least he wasn’t driving the car, I know he’s been looking forward to that!
Looks like you will be needing more toilet paper…
I love how they show their sense of humor! Though I’m late, HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY!
Lol., Priceless!!
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Hi, I was just wondering why all these fairies and elf’s come to you and your sister!!! I really love fairies and mermaids, but i can never communicate with them.
haha Good on them
I love their humour and I’m glad they didnt go through with the freezer prank xxx
Maybe the elf was the second Ashton Kutcher XD
Hey I was wondering but when you go on google and you type in summoning fairies and elves they have spells to do the but do the really work, and would it be a good idea to try that? Also wondering if in there realm do they have witches there and do the fairies and elves talk to witches or people with powers? And do people with special powers or being a witch have a better chance meeting fairies and or the fairies and elves attracted to them in some way? Thanks!<3
Lol! That’s so funny. Now that I’ve discovered my fae guide, Serien (she doesn’t mind me telling her name), she’s admitting to pranks she played on me when I was little! If you do remember my comment on finding myself on the floor with my covers under me, she’s confessed to that! Lol, it’s so odd.
ok alot of weird things have happened like losing my cell phone.it was on my bed, then it was gone. could that be fairies or pixies?alot o fmy other stuff has been lost then just reappearing there a little while later, could that be fairies and pixies to? please anwser. i really want to know. thanks
my phone is not here yet
found it
ends up my sister stoll it
Hahahhaha those elves are funny